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Today I did some very interesting things...I delivered a cake to
the apartment of Samuel L Jackson for his wife Latonya's Birthday and all I wanted to say when that door swung open was..."I'm Tired of these motherfuckin Snakes on this motherfuckin plane!", Then I walked through a movie set ...which I'm pretty sure had Gerald Butler somewhere on it ...mhmmmmm Gerald Butler. I went on an epic search for a mop and a broom...who the hell knew BROOMS AND MOPS WERE SO RIDICULOUSLY OVER PRICED...its a stringy rag that I am going to run across a dirty floor...it doesn't have to do anything fancy...like scrub the corner of my poorly lit room ..i can do that..or not do that...Anyway this is going to be a short one..I'm tired...Goodnight New Yorkers and wanna be Williamsburg Hipsters...
I'm sitting in my apartment or should I say...rented room. On a partially deflated air bed...listening to America's "top 40" on Hd radio...Recreating this blog I made over a year ago that I totally neglected maybe this a sign for me to not have children, I can only imagine the horror of forgetting to feed a child. Oh boy that sounds like a headliner...Blogger forgets to feed year old child...child results to eating peices of laptop inwhich blogger blogged on...holy shit not my PC!!!!!!...I guess if I got into a situation inwhich my laptop was at stake I'd feed that damn baby!. Anyways this is my return blog..I'll be doing this more often as I like writing about my life as young a New Yorker. Anyone who aspires to be a "New Yorker" read this first so you know what you could be getting yourself into...Wide-eyed small town kids beware...its not like the movies its both better and worse...
When life starts to happen ...like actually happen
When You make you plans and that dreadful wrench comes plowing in...in the form of a very handsome person
do you duck?, Pause or rewind?...
I'm very much confused
I'd spill the deetz but you never know who could really be reading this
Should I Pause or Rewind
Fast Forward all together
Life is a screen play...
Too bad we can't script it
Be a lot more interesting
Or would it?
ShshshshSHHHsshshhhhh
We can both Keep a Secret if one of us is dead
The Peirce's
